Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
He threw three free throws.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
I was born on a pirate ship.
Say it while holding your tongue.
2 Y's U R.
2 Y's U B.
I C U R.
2 Y's 4 me!
Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
Eddie edited it.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
Triple Dickle
a strong drink
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio.
by Diane Estep
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
from a high school singing class
Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
Argyle Gargoyle
Peggy Babcock
personal name
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
by Pierre Abbat
Willie's really weary.
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch
Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
by Sharon Johnson
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had"";
""had had"" had had his master's approval.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.
from India
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
If you can't can any candy can,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?
Octopus ocular optics.
and
A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
by Pierre Abbat
This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
East Fife Four, Forfar Five
An actual football result from the Scottish third division
Roy Wayne
Roy Rogers
Roy Rash
personal names
Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
She said she should sit.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
I wish you were a fish in my dish
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
An actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Dust is a disk's worst enemy.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
Old Mr. Hunt
had a cuddy punt
Not a cuddy punt
but a hunt punt cuddy.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your figs
till the fig plucker comes.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
Thin grippy thick slippery.
There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,
and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
If you understand, say ""understand"".
If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"".
But if you understand and say ""don't understand"".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
She sees cheese.
Brent Spence Bridge
Clay Wade Bailey Bridge
places in Ohio
Chukotko-Kamchatkan
pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka
There those thousand thinkers were thinking
where did those other three thieves go through.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!
But a harder thing still to do.
What a to do to die today
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say
But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.
From a college drama class
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...
A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
I know a boy named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.
I saw a saw in Arkansas,
that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw
that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
let me see your saw.
The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
Real weird rear wheels
by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Two to two to Toulouse?
Swatch watch
Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
We won, we won, we won, we won, ...
Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.
by Julia Dicum
How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
by Jillian Goetz
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?
How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.